Moving to Dubuque?

According to an inside source, the following letter to the editor in the April 24, 2008 print edition of the ONION has been making the rounds at the TH:

Dear The Onion,
By the time you read this I will have canceled my subscription. I know this may be difficult for you to hear, but I’ve found another newspaper that informs me in ways I never thought possible. It’s the Dubuque Telegraph Herald and I’m moving to Iowa to be with it. I’m sorry. Take care of yourself.
Ethan Thompson, Seattle, WA

This has been confirmed by coleXbolton’s blog, Submissions of mine that have made it into The Onion, right below the entry, Researchers Discover Massive Asshole In Blogosphere.

If you want to know who coleXbolton is, click here. If you really are moving to Dubuque and just want some restaurant recommendations, check this out:

Nation’s Last Themeless Restaurant Closes

DUBUQUE, IA-An era came to an end Tuesday when Pat’s Place, the nation’s last themeless restaurant, closed its doors in Dubuque. “We achieved a certain local notoriety for our unique non-themed food and unadorned atmosphere,” said owner Patrick Baines . . . .